ZANE & LANE
Owen Zane and his brother Lane …
Of tremendous fame
And Hoffmann Lane …
Had to take care of that crazy ol’ dame
For ol’ paul bain
‘Cause he … grandpa … was lame
(Perhaps vain, certainly struggling in vain)
And drowning in the rain
OWEN’S DREAM
I always drool
When I see a pool
A pool is cool!
(Especially on a hot Texas summer day in August)
Come on Grandpa!
I’m no fool sitting on a stool
Eating gruel for fuel
I am not a ghoul
And I don’t live in Zuel!!!
Yes I drool o’r a pool
But I’m a jewel
Who really knows how to handle a tool
We’re out of school!!!
And I really do drool
To be in a pool
LANE’S GAME
I’m no pain
Nor am I vain
Though I’m not always the same
I won’t feign or wane
Lane’s my name
And I am really no pain
I’m here for your gain
I am not here to stand in the rain
In front of the train
I do have a brain
And I am totally sane
………………..
Into this world I came
To be with brother Zane
Guess he could’ve been a Dane?
Grandpa’s a Bain
(Maybe sort of a vain Cain)
(… AND a Kenneth!)
But Lane’s my name
No! Are you deaf?
Not Jane!
I will NOT fly into the flame
I am ready for FAME!
pvm
8/2022
